Police Reports 01.28.16: I’d like to rile a feport, occifer

I’ve been quite busy this week, which means we’ve got a few days’ worth of police reports to catch up on. The upside is that we have a lot of reports, so your patience will be handsomely rewarded.

We’ve got a person too drunk to file a proper report, for one thing, plus an assault with a tool and a missing deer stand. And my usual assortment of terrible puns, sorry not sorry. Read more

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