Hello. Let us roll into the weekend with some examples of bad behavior, by both humans and canines. Man’s best friend? Not always. Heck, sometimes they don’t even make for good tenants. Just move in without asking and don’t even pay rent.
Also, today’s mug shot might easily scare small children and other fragile souls. You’ve been warned. Read more
Hey, folks. We have some ornery people in today’s reports, so that’s always fun. Enjoy. Read more
Hello, humans. We have for you a wonderful assortment of other humans doing strange things, like tossing bottles and getting momma some cigs and sniffin’ snack cakes.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Humans are weird. Read more
Hey people, it’s late and I had trouble getting this done because it’s been one of those days, so enjoy these shenanigans. Read more
Only a handful of reports today, so this will be a quick read for you. But we have a dog going all Cujo on someone, so there’s that. Read more
I’ve been quite busy this week, which means we’ve got a few days’ worth of police reports to catch up on. The upside is that we have a lot of reports, so your patience will be handsomely rewarded.
We’ve got a person too drunk to file a proper report, for one thing, plus an assault with a tool and a missing deer stand. And my usual assortment of terrible puns, sorry not sorry. Read more
Your daughter blow up when asked to drive down to the store to get you some smokes? Call the cops on her, especially if she curses at you.
Your angry boyfriend threaten to slash your tires? He’s “possibly” drunk.
Someone calling from the “Mississippi Sheriff’s Office” demanding money? Seems legit. Read more
Drinking Bud Light in a public place where one is not allowed to drink Bud Light is inadvisable. Actually, drinking Bud Light anywhere is inadvisable, because Bud Light is disgusting and corrodes your soul. Read more
Bad weather is upon us, so cozy up in front of the fire with some police reports. We have couples/ex-couples who can’t get along, a drunk guy taking a nap in the wrong place, and a doghouse thief. Enjoy. Read more
Lots of break-ins in these parts lately, mostly cars that were not properly locked before the owners turned in for the night. But that’s not all we have today, no sir.
We also have an angry contractor, stolen cookies, and a homeless man who’s dreaming big. Read more