Lauren is so meta. (Photo by Brad Locke)
Hey there, good people. Have you learned anything new today? I have.
I’ve learned you can make an iPhone photo look 50 years old by shooting it through one of them ancient box cameras. Staff photographer Lauren Wood, pictured at left, was having way too much fun with the antique camera business reporter Dennis Seid brought in today. She even took a selfie with it.
Yeah, we’re easily amused. OK, let’s move on to the news of the day from today’s Journal and DJournal.com. Read more
Hey there, law-abiding citizens. Police reports are back, and I know you missed them while I was on vacation last week.
We’ve got some real tender moments in this batch, like family arguments, expensive stolen items, and pit bulls doing what pit bulls have a tendency to do.
I’ve offered my thoughts on some of the reports below. Enjoy. Read more
Hey, I’m back. What’s that you say? You didn’t realize I was off work all last week?
Hmph. Well, anyway, we’ve got some news to review from the Daily Journal and DJournal.com. Have at it. Read more
BREAKING NEWS: It’s Friday. Let’s be semi-productive!
Housekeeping note before we move on: I’m taking off next week. Not actually going anywhere, but I won’t be working. Just gonna be me, my recliner, some beer, and “Breaking Bad” reruns.
OK, back to the news of the day. Let’s have a looksee. Read more
This day has gotten off to way too good of a start, so I expect calamity to strike at any moment. Until then, I’m gonna enjoy things.
We have some news to cover this morning, and we’ll hit the highlights right here. Feel free to discuss your opinions and/or feelings on matters. Read more
Got a lot of anger out there. Lots of people making threats. One person was proactive about it, so good on him. We also have some really dumb thieves, and one guy is lookin’ for new haters.
Today’s police reports: Read them, enjoy. Read more
Our next city councilman? (File photo)
Well, it’s one of those days, where I’m behind on work and probably won’t catch up ’til Saturday. So let’s run through the news of the day real quick. Read more
Man, some serious business going on in today’s police reports, especially in the county. Let’s take a look. Read more
Feeling bad about yourself? Well, things could be worse. You could be one of these guys. (Their smiles hide the deeply buried pain.) (AP Photo/Brynn Anderson)
Good morning. If you’re feeling badly about yourself, I have two suggestions:
1) Get a haircut and beard trim, as I did this morning, thus giving yourself a false sense of confidence that should last ~ 24 hours.
2) Be glad you’re not an Alabama fan and thus don’t have to participate in such a sad, pathetic tradition as racing across an open field to procure the autograph of a man who has no idea who you are. Roll Tide.
There, now everyone feels awesome and ready to dive into some news. Read more
Welcome to the show, ladies and gents. The local citizenry is the cast, and the towns and communities of our fine region are the stage.
We have some police reports to catch up on from the weekend, and we’ll do so with a slightly different approach. That approach being, more snarky commentary from yours truly. Let us raise the curtain! Read more