Tomorrow is Turkey Day, and we’ve got plenty of turkeys in today’s police reports. I kinda wanna hang out with some of these folks on Thanksgiving, just to see what happens. Read more
Hey, everybody. No Tupelo today, but Lee County brings us thievin’ relatives, unlocked vehicles, and vampires (maybe, I mean they could be, you don’t know). Read more
Kids are out of control these days, as we see with this batch of reports. Makes me feel better as a parent and authority figure when I read these; I’d rather catch a little backsass than a pipe to the arm. Read more
Police reports are short and sweet today, but action packed. I mean, people are stealing toilets up in here. Read more
Hey, we’ve got dumb criminals today, which is not unusual. But today we have a really dumb one. Like, really dumb.
Dumb non-criminals are in here, too. Or maybe not so much dumb as overly trusting, which is sort of the same thing.
I’m a hopeless cynic. These reports serve as my apologia. Read more
Automobiles: They get scratched, keyed, sideswiped, shot at, and are not a good place to store your valuables.
They figure prominently into today’s police reports, and they deserve as much sympathy as one can muster up for an inanimate object. Read more
Cam Newton has a history of making people angry, going back to when he jilted Mississippi State and a short time later when he became known as “Scam” Newton (those Bama fans are so clever!).
The latest installment of Everybody Hates Cam stems from his behavior following a touchdown in the Carolina Panthers’ win over the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. After scoring, Newton did this: Read more
Wolverine, box trolls and a ghost show up in today’s police reports. At least, in my mind they do. And it’s only Lee County today, so yeah, I’m making some reasonable assumptions. Read more
Love hurts It’s messy, and it makes people angry. Angry enough to drive a truck into a house? Maybe.
Also, we have drunk people. Read more
Folks are unpredictable, man. They’ll just show up in your bathroom, or take off in your Subaru, or send you multiple threats without actually following up on them.
Also, we have another case of dogs on the attack. Control your critters, please. Read more